The Legend of Zorro (2005) Review
A litany of complaints about various things in this overstuffed two-hour long movie. The Legend of Zorro (2005): 4 out of 10: The sequel to […]
The Scorpion King: Book of Souls (2018) Review
The Scorpion King: Book of Souls (2018): 7 out of 10: The Scorpion King’s plan to live the simple life is ruined when a mad […]
The Eagle Has Landed (1976) Review
To The Moon, Nazi. The Eagle Has Landed (1976): 5 out of 10: The Eagle Has Landed is one of those revisionist war films that […]
Pride & Prejudice (2005) Review
Best Pride Film Ever Pride & Prejudice (2005): 10 out of 10: Romantic costume dramas are what we would call a gift film for that significant […]
Mystery Science Theater 3000 Episode #820 Space Mutiny (1988) Review
Still better than Mass Effect Andromeda Space Mutiny (Mutiny in Space) (1988): 8 out of 10: An all-white group of Space Nazi’s fight against a […]
Spectral (2016) Review
Who are you gonna call? Spectral (2016): 8 out of 10: Spectral is about American special forces fighting the remnants of government troops during a […]
The Hateful Eight (2015) Review
Eight is Enough The Hateful Eight (2015): 7 out of 10: Quentin Tarantino should really remake The Thing. In fact, he easily could remake it […]
The Return of the Pink Panther (1975) Review
What is your current threshold for slapstick? The Return of the Pink Panther (1975): 5 out of 10: After an eleven-year absence (or a seven-year […]
Revolutionary Road (2008) Review
You say you want a revolution? Revolutionary Road (2008): 9 out of 10: The strangest complaint about this movie is that it is painful to […]
Primal (2019) Review
Uncaged Primal (2019): 5 out of 10. Loose monster on a boat, plane, spaceship meets Hannibal Lecter with Nicolas Cage thrown in. This should have been […]