Finding Dory (2016) Review

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There She Is

Finding Dory (2016): 7 out of 10: Seriously, has there been a bad Pixar film? Some might not to be to all tastes (I am not the world’s biggest Toy Story fan, for example, but I admire the quality of the films.) For those rooting for this to be the time that Pixar goes to the well too often, prepare to be disappointed. This is actually a decent film. 

Good characters, check. Easter eggs, check. Nice visuals check.

Is it all that memorable? No. It will keep the kids entertained and adults will not suffer. While that may not be the measure of a great Pixar film, it is a measure of a good kids’ film.

Sure, he looks cute, but Steve Irwin is floating lifeless just out of this shot.
Beneath the waves, in shadowed deep,
Where secrets ancient currents keep,
Dwells a creature strange, profound, unseen—
A being born of cosmic dream.
Its form, a puzzle, strange and rare,
Eight limbs of grace, beyond compare.
A mind that schemes, both vast and bright,
A being cloaked in mystery’s night.
Its skin, a canvas, shifting hue,
Reflects the world, a mirror true.
With eyes that peer through time and space,
As though they’ve glimpsed another place.
No spine to bind, no bones to cage,
Yet wisdom flows, a timeless sage.
Its movements whisper, “Far from here,
I swam through stars, through voids austere.”
Honestly, this should have been the last frame of the movie.
Keep your distance: The National Oceanic and Atmospheric Administration (NOAA) recommends keeping at least 300 feet away from sea lions. 
Avoid eye contact: Avoid making direct eye contact with sea lions. 
Don’t feed them: Feeding sea lions is illegal and harmful because it can make them less wary of people. 
Back off slowly: If you’re too close to a sea lion, back off slowly. 
Don’t run away: Don’t run away from a sea lion. 
Be aware of their teeth and claws: Sea lions have sharp teeth and claws that can inflict bodily harm. A scratch from their teeth can cause a serious infection called “seal finger” that requires antibiotics. 
Honestly, what a cool aquarium.
Tee-Hee
The water in this shot is amazing to me.
These are the cutest things ever.
Pixar remakes Thelma & Louise.
Like a home aquarium on your television.
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