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The Unbearable Weight of Massive Talent (2022) Review

Face/Off The Unbearable Weight of Massive Talent (2022): 4 out of 10: Facing a career slump and troubled personal relationships, Hollywood actor Nicolas “Nick” Cage […]
The Black Demon (2023) Review

Beelzebub? Belial? Chris Brown? The Black Demon (2023): 5 out of 10: Paul Sturges (Josh Lucas), an inspector for Nixon Oil, sets out to a […]
Independence Day (1996) Review

It’s flags on lapels and faded decals Independence Day (1996): 9 out of 10: is a science fiction action film set around July 4th, the […]
Late Night Erotic Reads: A collection of 10 stories by Shelly Hixson (2023) Review

From the home office in Intercourse, Pennsylvania. In the Late Night Erotic Reads anthology, Shelly Hixson has outdone herself by weaving together ten tantalizing stories […]
Tammy (2014) Review

Tammy and Louise. Tammy (2014): 6 out of 10: Tammy Banks (Melissa McCarthy), a fast-food worker from Murphysboro, Illinois, has a very bad day: after […]
Guardians of the Galaxy (2014)

WKRP in Space Guardians of the Galaxy (2014): 9 out of 10: Set in the vast expanse of the cosmos, “Guardians of the Galaxy” follows Peter […]
Moonfall (2022) Review

The other night I drifted, nice continental drift divide, mountains sit in a line. Moonfall (2022): 6 out of 10: In 2011, astronauts Brian Harper […]
Pride and Prejudice by Jane Austen (1813) Review with Audible by Rosamund Pike.

The Earth belongs to the present generation Pride and Prejudice (1813): 10 out of 10: In this timeless piece of literature by Jane Austen, published […]
Diablo III (2012) Review

The Devil You Know Diablo III (2012): 9 out of 10: is an action role-playing video game developed and published by Blizzard Entertainment. The game […]
Scarlett Episode #1(1994) Review

Frankly, I don’t give a damn Scarlett Episode #1 (1994): 5 out of 10: There are three more of these things? This was almost four […]
Why Nations Fail: The Origins of Power, Prosperity, and Poverty By Daron Acemoğlu and James A. Robinson (2012) Audible narrated by Dan Woren.

Extracting History “Why Nations Fail: The Origins of Power, Prosperity, and Poverty” (2012) 7 out of 10: is a non-fiction book by Daron Acemoglu and […]
The Sorcerer’s Apprentice (2001) Review with RiffTrax

Spellbinding The Sorcerer’s Apprentice (2001): 5 out of 10: is a captivating tale of magic, power, and the enduring battle between good and evil. When […]
Fertile Fangs: Complete Collection (Five Book Bundle) By Kaitlyn Fox (2017)

Pointy Teethed Incel. Fertile Fangs: Complete Collection by Kaitlyn Fox (2017): 4 out of 10: is a dark, tantalizing journey of seduction, power, and the […]
Dungeon Crawler Carl by Matt Dinniman (2020) Review

Shoeless Joe Jackson the Lit/RPG Dungeon Crawler Carl by Matt Dinniman (2020): 9 out of 10: is a LitRPG novel set in a reality where […]
Rayman Legends (2013) Review

Platforming Perfection Rayman Legends (2013): 8 out of 10: is the latest sequel in the popular platforming series. Players once again step into the shoes […]
RiffTrax Cannibal World (Mondo Cannibale) (White Cannibal Queen) (1980) Review

No More Love On The Run Mondo Cannibale (1980): 7 out of 10:, also known as “Cannibal World” or “White Cannibal Queen”, is a 1980 […]
Wrath of Man (2021) Review

Lock Stock and two Citalopram Wrath of Man (2021): 7 out of 10: is a riveting story of revenge set in Los Angeles that unfolds […]
CHIPS (2017) Review

It’s no T. J. Hooker. CHIPS (2017): 5 out of 10: is an action comedy film based on the 1970s television series of the same name. […]
Bones Season 1 Episode 2 Review

The Man in the SUV Bones Season 1 Episode #2 “The Man in the SUV” (2005): 8 out of 10: This Bones episode originally aired […]
Hospital Massacre (X-Ray) (1981) Review

“A hospital? What is it?” “It’s a big building with patients, but that’s not important right now.” Hospital Massacre (X-Ray) (1982): 5 out of 10: […]
Fathomless by Greig Beck (2016) Review

Dark Water Fathomless (2016): 9 out of 10: by Greig Beck takes readers on a thrilling adventure revolving around the legendary Carcharodon Megalodon, the largest […]
Scream 2 (1997) Review

That the Scream franchise has yet to do a 3d movie or one set in space is the actual crime here. Scream 2 (1997): 8 […]
The Secrets of Hillsong (2023) Review

I met a strange lady, she made me nervous The Secrets of Hillsong (2023); 5 out of 10: is an occasionally unintentionally funny documentary that […]
Tag (2018) Review

Not It Tag (2018): 5 out of 10: is a comedy film inspired by a true story, revolving around the concept of a game that […]
The Burning (1981) Review

We didn’t start the fire. The Burning (1981): 8 out of 10: is a slasher horror film that follows a chilling tale of revenge and […]
Dungeons & Dragons: Honor Among Thieves (2023) Review

Rolls a natural 20 Dungeons & Dragons: Honor Among Thieves (2023): 10 out of 10: is a tale of revenge, redemption, and family set in […]
Lawn Mowing Simulator (2021) Review

A Cut Below Lawn Mowing Simulator (2021): 4 out of 10: is an immersive and highly detailed simulation game that offers players the opportunity to […]
Cinematic Titanic: The Alien Factor (2010) Review

In the history of the human species, there’s never been a two-door cop car. The Alien Factor (1978): 3 out of 10: is an American […]
Rhymes with Banana (2012) Review

Wes Anderson’s Resident Evil 7 Rhymes with Banana (2012): 5 out of 10: is an indie comedy-drama film directed by Joseph Muszynski and Peter Hutchings, […]
You Must Write: Success Through Heinlein’s Rules by Kevin McLaughlin (2018)

You Must Write for the Fight to Publish You Must Write: Success Through Heinlein’s Rules by Kevin McLaughlin (2018): 8 out of 10: Heinlein’s five […]
Putin’s Kiss (2011) Review

Kiss from a Rose Putin’s Kiss (2011): 8 out of 10: is a Danish documentary film directed by Lise Birk Pedersen that tells the story […]
F9: The Fast Saga (2021) Review

To Slow To Stupid F9: The Fast Saga (2021): 2 out of 10: directed by Justin Lin and starring Vin Diesel, Michelle Rodriguez, and John […]
Night of the Demons (1988) Review

Roger Out Night of the Demons (1988): 7 out of 10: is a 1988 horror-comedy film directed by Kevin Tenney and starring Cathy Podewell, Alvin […]
Some notes on a couple of great Podcasts (Going Rogue and Going Solo)

Also TFD (The Financial Diet) goes off the rails again when Chelsea’s obsession with the rich runs into idiots on TikTok. I am not going […]
Lady of Devices by Shelley Adina (2011) Review

Magnificent Devices #1 Lady of Devices by Shelley Adina (2011): 5 out of 10: In a steampunk Victorian England, Lady Claire Trevelyan, a brilliant and […]
The Secret of Moonacre (2008) Review

I Being followed by a Moonacre. The Secret of Moonacre (2008): 6 out of 10: is a family fantasy film directed by Gabor Csupo and […]
Godmonster of Indian Flats (1973) Review with Rifftrax

Sheeple Godmonster of Indian Flats (1973): 5 out of 10: Set in the remote town of Indian Flats, Nevada, Godmonster of Indian Flats is a bizarre […]
About Scout (2015) Review

Demi Moore not included. About Scout (2015): 5 out of 10: is a heartwarming and captivating drama released in 2015, following the journey of a […]
Bones Season 1 Episode 1 “Pilot” (2005) Review

Starting Block Bones Season 1 Episode 1 “Pilot” (2005): 8 out of 10: In the pilot episode of Bones, we meet Dr. Temperance Brennan (Emily […]
Rant about Victimhood in a TurboTax Ad

With a bonus rant about the Retirement Industrial Complex. The Blind If you don’t know who Antonia Christa is don’t feel too bad. She is […]
Gears of a Mad God By Brent Nichols (2012)

A Steampunk Lovecraft Adventure Gears of The Mad God: A Steampunk Lovecraft Adventure By Brent Nichols (2012): 7 out of 10: Checks a lot of […]
Puppet Master II (1990) review

No Strings Attached Puppet Master II (1990): 7 out of 10: is a 1990 horror-fantasy film, directed by David Allen and the second installment in […]
Cocaine Bear (2023) Review

Party Animal Cocaine Bear (2023): 7 out of 10: is a dark comedy thriller based on the bizarre true events surrounding a 175-pound black bear […]
Shut Up and Write the Book By Jenna Moreci (2023) Review

A Step-by-Step Guide to Crafting Your Novel From Plan to Print Full disclosure I have neither shut up nor written the book. Shut Up and […]
The Outlaw (1943) Review

Her name is Rio and she dances on the sand The Outlaw (1943): 4 out of 10: is a controversial western film directed by Howard […]
Going the Distance: Rocky (1976) review

Watch with a raw egg milkshake for extra authenticity. Rocky (1976): 10 out of 10: is an iconic sports drama film that tells the inspirational […]
A Soulful Soirée. A Half Sister, Full Love (2015) Review

Surprisingly, Half Sister, Full Love is not a Pornhub category. Half Sister, Full Love (2015): 7 out of 10: originally titled “Et ta soeur,” is […]
My Bloody Valentine 3D (2009) – A Bloody Brilliant Remake!

Heart Shaped Horror My Bloody Valentine 3D (2009): 9 out of 10: Are you tired of mediocre horror remakes? Well, look no further, because My Bloody […]
Deep Freeze (2001) Review Ice Ice Baby

Full fathom five thy father lies Deep Freeze (Ice Crawlers) (2001): 7 out of 10: The first time I watched this film, I didn’t like […]
Dog Dayz (2016) Review

From Wake to Bored. Dog Dayz (2016): 5 out of 10: Dog Dayz is a documentary on wakeboarding that both delights and disappoints. Directed with […]

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