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Rogue (2007): 7 out of 10: Longtime readers of mine will know there are two things I absolutely adore: nature-gone-wild movies and Radha Mitchell.
I have sat through some pretty terrible movies because nature went wild in them (Beaks: The Movie). I have also sat through some movies because Radha Mitchell was in them (High Art). So Rogue, the 2007 Australian killer crocodile movie, would have had to work extremely hard for me not to enjoy it. It combines a giant saltwater crocodile, a tourist boat full of potential lunch meat, the Australian wilderness, and Radha Mitchell looking like she walked directly out of the “reasons to watch this movie” file.
And I did enjoy it.
The problem is that, in the long run, Rogue is not nearly as good as it should have been. It has the ingredients. It has the setting. It has a decent cast of munchable tourists. It has a crocodile. It has Radha Mitchell. It even has a dog in danger, which is basically cheating in this genre. Yet somehow it ends up feeling less like a full meal and more like a very competently prepared vanilla cake.
A perfectly edible cake, mind you. But still vanilla.
The Good
Radha Mitchell is, unsurprisingly, the best reason to watch the movie. She plays a tour operator running a saltwater crocodile sightseeing boat in the Northern Territory, which is a terrific setup for this kind of film. It immediately gives the story a reason to put a bunch of people in one isolated place, surround them with water, and then introduce them to something with a mouth roughly the size of a garage door.
She also looks absolutely phenomenal in this film and does exactly what the role needs. She is capable, sympathetic, attractive, grounded, and believable enough that the movie can lean on her without collapsing into camp. This is not a film asking her to reinvent acting, but she gives it more weight than a lesser performer would have.
The tourist group is also better sketched than expected. In the first twenty minutes, the movie does a surprisingly solid job laying out the buffet. We have the mourning widow. We have a travel writer from Chicago who is a potential romantic interest. We have the loudmouths, the nervous types, the character actors, and the kind of people who exist in a creature feature so the creature can eventually feature upon them.
That is one of the pleasures of this genre when it is done correctly. You do not necessarily need deep character development in a killer crocodile movie. You need just enough personality that when someone gets dragged under the water, you can say, “Oh, not that guy,” or, just as importantly, “Finally, that guy.”
The crocodile itself is also handled well in concept. It is very large, but not completely ridiculous. This is not one of those Syfy Channel behemoths that looks like it should be fighting submarines or knocking over casinos. It feels like an outsized but still semi-plausible saltwater crocodile, which gives the movie a slightly more grounded feel than some of its more absurd cousins.
There are also some genuinely fun set pieces. The whole business with the rope strung from one place to another has a nice Towering Inferno energy to it, complete with one character doing a very credible Richard Chamberlain idiot impression. There is the required “man standing too close to the water” scene. There are a few surprise kills. There is a doggie-in-danger sequence, because apparently the filmmakers knew I could handle humans being eaten but would be personally offended if the cute dog got so much as a scratch.
And for a while, that is enough. The movie is handsomely made, professionally acted, and moves along with a decent sense of tension. It is not embarrassing. In this genre, that is not nothing.
The Bad
The issue is that Rogue keeps threatening to become more interesting than it actually is.
There is a scene where the survivors find an anchor and briefly entertain the idea that they might be able to catch the crocodile with it if they only had some bait. Someone suggests using the beloved dog. Radha Mitchell, quite understandably, objects with the energy of someone who is not about to let the movie murder her puppy.
And I was right there with her. Do not hurt the puppy. I love the puppy. We all love the puppy.
On the other hand, it would have been fascinating if the movie had actually gone there. Not because I am rooting for puppy murder, but because that is the kind of nasty little moral edge that can give a creature feature some teeth beyond the literal ones. Instead, the movie introduces the idea, lets the audience squirm for a second, and then immediately cops out by having someone find a couple of dead ducks floating in the water.
So the dog is safe, the audience can breathe, and the film avoids doing anything truly uncomfortable.
That is Rogue in miniature. It has moments where it seems ready to push harder, get meaner, or embrace the nastier side of survival horror, but then it pulls back. Compared to something like Xtinction: Predator X, which is a much trashier movie but also one willing to go places you do not necessarily expect a creature feature to go, Rogue feels oddly polite.
That restraint might be more defensible if the attacks were spectacular. They are not. For an R-rated killer crocodile movie, this is shockingly tame. I am honestly curious how this got an R rating in the first place. The goriest image in the film may be a photograph shown near the beginning. Most of the actual crocodile attacks are quick, splashy, blink-and-you-miss-it affairs.
Now, in fairness, that may be realistic. A real crocodile attack would probably be horrifyingly fast. One second someone is there, the next second they are not, and the water is doing that little ripple thing that means nature has just made a decision.
But realism is not always the same thing as effective horror. Sometimes the audience needs the munching. Sometimes the audience needs to see the monster do monster things. Crawl, for all its own issues, understood this. It did not have nearly enough cannon fodder, but when the alligators got someone, the movie put it on camera with decent lighting and said, yes, this is what you came for.
Rogue is far more tasteful. Too tasteful, really. It keeps giving us the suggestion of a crocodile attack rather than the satisfaction of one.
The Ugly
The central problem with Rogue is that it gets the setup right and then refuses to fully cash the check. The movie has a solid setting. It has a believable monster. It has a good lead. It has a boat full of people who are just developed enough to become crocodile chow. It has a structure that should work beautifully: isolate the group, raise the water, increase the danger, and let the crocodile start reducing the cast list.
But Rogue never becomes crazy, funny, nasty, or memorable enough to rise above competence. There is no glorious insanity here. No Piranha-style bloodbath. No old-school Alligator urban monster-movie fun. No Day of the Animals lunacy with bear-wrestling rapist Leslie Nielsen. No wild swings. No truly outrageous kills. No moment where you sit up and think, “Well, I certainly did not expect the killer crocodile movie to do that.” Instead, Rogue behaves itself.
That is a strange complaint, but it matters. A nature-gone-wild movie should not behave itself too much. It can be classy, yes. It can be atmospheric. It can be well-acted. But at some point the crocodile needs to be allowed to clock in and do the job. Here, the monster is present, but the movie keeps it on a surprisingly short leash.
The romance between Radha Mitchell and the Chicago travel writer also never really lands. It feels less like something that organically develops between two characters and more like the script looking around and realizing, well, these are the two conventionally attractive people who are not character actors, so I suppose we are doing this now. Her boyfriend, or ex-boyfriend, depending on how charitable we are being, has been eaten, and the travel writer gets all heroic, so romance apparently becomes available as a menu option.
It is not offensive. It is not even especially bad. It is just perfunctory. The movie waves in its general direction without giving it enough weight to matter.
There are also logic problems, but honestly, I am not even going to get too deep into those. This is a killer crocodile movie. If I am watching one of these and spending too much time worrying about the logic, that usually means the crocodile has not been eating people in an entertaining enough fashion. And that is exactly the issue.
In Conclusion
Rogue is a positive review, but a mildly frustrating one. I liked it. I would recommend it to fans of killer animal movies. It is well-made, well-acted, and Radha Mitchell is a terrific lead. The crocodile is not ridiculous; the setting is excellent, and the movie has enough tension to make it a perfectly respectable entry in the nature-gone-wild canon. But respectable is also the problem.
For a movie about a giant saltwater crocodile eating tourists in the Australian wilderness, Rogue is strangely restrained. It has the cannon fodder but not the carnage. It has the setup but not the payoff. It has the dog-in-danger scene, the rope-crossing scene, the sudden disappearance scene, and all the familiar ingredients, but it never quite finds the pulpy spark that would make it unforgettable.
I still enjoyed it. Frankly, it probably started at a seven the moment the opening credits rolled. It is a crocodile attack movie starring Radha Mitchell. That alone gets it most of the way there.
But it does not do much to climb higher. It does nothing to ruin itself, but it also does very little to make me talk about it again, remember specific kills, or excitedly recommend it as one of the great unseen creature features.
It is a solid killer crocodile movie. I just wish it had bitten harder.
