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Shin Godzilla (Shin Gojira) (2016) Review

April 9, 2026 Julian Kennedy 1
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Spread the loveGodzilla, I’m going to need you to come in on Saturday, Mkay… Back in 2016, I made the noble decision that I was […]

The Other Fellow (2022) Review

March 25, 2026 Julian Kennedy 0
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Spread the loveNeither Shaken nor Stirred The Other Fellow (2022): 5 Out of 10: There are basically two ways to make a documentary. The first […]

Alien: Romulus (2024) Review

March 21, 2026 Julian Kennedy 0
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Spread the loveAliens Eleven Alien: Romulus (2024): 8 out of 10: Before I talk about Alien: Romulus I want to talk about a young lass […]

The November Man (2014) Review

March 20, 2026 Julian Kennedy 0
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Spread the loveWhen the Autumn weather turns the leaves to flameOne hasn’t got time for the waiting game The November Man (2014): 8 out of […]

Burning Bright (The Extraordinaries Book 1) (2016) by Melissa McShane Review

March 18, 2026 Julian Kennedy 0
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Spread the loveFirestarter Burning Bright (The Extraordinaries Book 1) (2016) by Melissa McShane: 9 out of 10: Every now and then you pick up a […]

The Shape of Things to Come (1979) Review with RiffTrax

March 14, 2026 Julian Kennedy 0
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Spread the loveLooks like the Shape of Things to come is a Maple Leaf Concave Polygon. The Shape of Things to Come (1979): 3 out […]

John Wick: Chapter 3 – Parabellum (2019) Review

March 12, 2026 Julian Kennedy 0
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Spread the loveWick of Arabia John Wick: Chapter 3 – Parabellum (2019): 7 out of 10 Let’s start with the first problem: the title. John […]

Mothra vs. Godzilla (Mosura tai Gojira) (1964) Review

March 9, 2026 Julian Kennedy 0
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Spread the loveI mean it is a moth. A giant moth, but still a moth. Mothra vs. Godzilla (Mosura tai Gojira) (1964): 8 out of […]

The Naked Gun (2025) Review

March 7, 2026 Julian Kennedy 0
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Spread the loveSurely you can’t be serious The Naked Gun (2025): 9 out of 10: Comedy is a strange beast. Most modern comedies commit the […]

The Cottage (2012) Review

February 22, 2026 Julian Kennedy 0
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Spread the loveFound Family The Cottage (2012): 3 out of 10: is one of those movies that proves the old adage: a gorgeous multimillion-dollar home […]

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  • Shin Godzilla (Shin Gojira) (2016) Review

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    Spread the loveFirestarter Burning Bright (The Extraordinaries Book 1) (2016) by Melissa McShane: 9 out of 10: Every now and then you pick up a […]

  • The Shape of Things to Come (1979) Review with RiffTrax

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  • John Wick: Chapter 3 – Parabellum (2019) Review

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    Spread the loveWick of Arabia John Wick: Chapter 3 – Parabellum (2019): 7 out of 10 Let’s start with the first problem: the title. John […]

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    Spread the loveFound Family The Cottage (2012): 3 out of 10: is one of those movies that proves the old adage: a gorgeous multimillion-dollar home […]

  • 3 out of 10 Episode #1 “Welcome to Shovelworks” Review

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    Spread the loveA Flash Game IT Crowd 3 out of 10 Episode #1 Welcome to Shovelworks. An unironic 7 out of 10: There are video […]

  • Casino Royale (2006) Review

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    Spread the loveBond hits the inside straight. Casino Royale (2006): 10 out of 10: After earning his “00” status with two professional hits, James Bond […]

  • Escape From New York (1981) Review

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    Spread the loveMetal Gear Origins. John Carpenter’s Escape From New York (1981): 9 out of 10: is a grimy 1981 slice of dystopian pulp which […]

  • Playing Fable II & III the ā€œWrongā€ Way: An Essay on Games, Ratings, and Making Your Own Fun

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    Spread the loveA story about gaming… A fable about Fable, if you will. There’s a YouTuber named Mortismal Gaming who covers CRPGs. You know those […]

  • The Bourne Legacy (2012) Review

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    Spread the loveMeanwhile, in another movie. The Bourne Legacy (2012): 7 out of 10: The Bourne Legacy is a strange film. Written and directed by […]

  • The Obstacle is the Way Expanded 10th Anniversary Edition: The Timeless Art of Turning Trials into Triumph (2014) Ryan Holiday

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    Spread the loveThe Obstacle Is the Way: The Timeless Art of Turning Trials into Triumph (2014) by Ryan Holiday: 10 out of 10: So, we’ve […]

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    Spread the loveJason Doesn’t Know The Bourne Ultimatum (2007): 7 out of 10: Very solid direct follow-up to 2004’s The Bourne Supremacy. Starting minutes after […]

  • If Life Is a Bowl of Cherries, What Am I Doing in the Pits? (1971) by Erma Bombeck Review

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    Spread the loveCherry Bomb If Life Is a Bowl of Cherries, What Am I Doing in the Pits? (1971) by Erma Bombeck: 7 out of […]

  • The Bourne Supremacy (2004) Review

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    Spread the loveBourne Again The Bourne Supremacy (2004): 7 out of 10: In The Bourne Supremacy we find ourselves ricocheting across Europe, from the misty […]

  • Casino (1995) Review

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    Spread the loveThe House always wins Casino (1995): 10 out of 10: Las Vegas in the 1970s was a shimmering mirage of glitz, greed, and […]

  • The Bourne Identity (2002) Review

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    Spread the loveTake the Money and Run The Bourne Identity (2002): 8 out of 10: A man floats unconscious in the Mediterranean Sea, riddled with […]

  • A Bridge Too Far (1977) Review

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    Spread the loveSay what you want about the Nazis. They knew how to name things. Operation Retribution, Operation Barbarossa, Operation Iron Fist…. The British… Hey […]

  • The Hive (2021) by Gregg Olsen Review

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    Spread the loveRIP Sprinkles The Hive (2021) by Gregg Olsen: 8 out of 10 The Hive by Gregg Olsen isn’t your typical murder mystery, and […]

  • Prey (2002) by Michael Crichton Review

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    Spread the loveEat, Prey, Love Prey (2002) by Michael Crichton: 7 out of 10: Prey is a 2002 techno-thriller novel by Michael Crichton. Here, Crichton […]

  • Mindset: The New Psychology of Success by Carol S. Dweck (2006) Review

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  • Mission: Impossible – Dead Reckoning Part One (2023) Review

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    Spread the loveIf they defeat the bad guy in part two by spamming Studio Ghibli requests, I am going to increase my score. Mission: Impossible […]

  • Virus (Fukkatsu no hi ) (1980) Review

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    Spread the loveIt’s the end of the world as we know it and your all dead. Virus (Fukkatsu no Hi) (1980) : 6 out of […]

  • TekWar (1989) by William Shatner and Ron Goulart with 372 Pages Podcast

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    Spread the loveTekWar, TekWar never changes. TekWar (1989) by William Shatner, Ron Goulart: 5 out of 10: TekWar is what happens when you let Captain […]

  • Doom (2005) Review

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    Spread the loveCome get some. Doom (2005): 6 out of 10: Sometimes films or other media are so eviscerated by the critics that by the […]

  • Leviathan (1989) Review

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    Spread the loveUnder The Sea Leviathan (1989): 6 out of 10: dives deep both literally and figuratively into the murky waters of undersea horror, surfacing […]

  • How to Rate a Cat: Rate Any Feline Friend from Their Boopable Nose to Their Sweet Toe Beans (2025) by Matthew McGlasson

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    Spread the loveRate that pussy (Sorry I could not help myself) ​How to Rate a Cat: Rate Any Feline Friend from Their Boopable Nose to […]

  • SpaceballsĀ (1987) Review

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    Spread the loveJews in Space Spaceballs (1987): 7 out of 10: For Spaceballs Mel Brooks puts Star Wars in his crosshairs. The plot is pure […]

  • The Meg (2018) Review

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    Spread the loveI hear the book is better. The Meg (2018): 8 out of 10: is what happens when you blend a big-budget creature feature […]

  • Starship TroopersĀ (1997) Review

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  • Sir Hereward and Mister Fitz: Stories of the Witch Knight and the Puppet Sorcerer by Garth Nix (2024) Review

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    Spread the lovePuppetmaster Sir Hereward and Mister Fitz: Stories of the Witch Knight and the Puppet Sorcerer by Garth Nix (2024): 9 out of 10: […]

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  • Across The Line (2000) Review

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  • Children of the Bride (1990) Review With RiffTrax

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    Spread the loveQuestion not my judgement, Malachai. I am the giver of His word. Children of the Bride (1990): 4 out of 10: Rue McClanahan, […]

  • Airplane! Review

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    Spread the loveZero Hour for laughs. Airplane! (1980): 10 out of 10: is a comedic tour-de-force, a relentless barrage of gags that satirizes the disaster […]

  • Blood Beach (1980) Review

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  • Big Trouble in Little China (1986) Review

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    Spread the loveHooray for Nollywood Gangs of Lagos (2023): 7 out of 10: is a gritty, action-packed crime thriller that plunges viewers into the turbulent […]

  • My Old AssĀ (2024) Review

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    Spread the loveCanadians! It’s a Trap! My Old Ass (2024): 8 out of 10: A very modern Canadian gay girl (Maisy Stella) joins two girlfriends […]

  • AbominableĀ (2006) Review

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    Spread the loveA Sasquatch would never parade his crime in front of an open window. Abominable (2006): 9 out of 10: Abominable is a 2006 […]

  • Married Too Young (1962) With RiffTrax

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    Spread the loveBring Them Young Married Too Young (1962): 4 out of 10: Tommy Blaine (Harold Lloyd Jr.) and Helen Newton (Jana Lund) are two […]

  • Lost AngelasĀ (2019) Review

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    Spread the loveI found it Lost AngelasĀ (2019): 6 out of 10: Lost Angelas is a 2019 American neo-noir psychological thriller directed by William Wayne. The […]

  • Antrum: The Deadliest Film Ever Made (2018) Review

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    Spread the loveThis is where the fish live. Antrum: The Deadliest Film Ever Made (2018): 4 out of 10: is a horror film directed by […]

  • The Customer Is Always Wrong: An Unhinged Guide to Everything That Sucks About Work (from an Angry Retail Guy) – The Perfect Funny Gift for Retail, Service, or Office Workers by Scott Seiss (2024) Review

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    Spread the loveIn need to speak to the manager about that title. The Customer Is Always Wrong: An Unhinged Guide to Everything That Sucks About […]

  • To Kill a President: An international assassination thriller by Mike Spence (2023) Review

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    Spread the loveShould have used an exploding cigar. To Kill a President: An international assassination thriller by Mike Spence (2023): 5 out of 10: A […]

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