The Shape of Things to Come (1979) Review with RiffTrax
Spread the loveLooks like the Shape of Things to come is a Maple Leaf Concave Polygon. The Shape of Things to Come (1979): 3 out […]
John Wick: Chapter 3 – Parabellum (2019) Review
Spread the loveWick of Arabia John Wick: Chapter 3 – Parabellum (2019): 7 out of 10 Let’s start with the first problem: the title. John […]
Mothra vs. Godzilla (Mosura tai Gojira) (1964) Review
Spread the loveI mean it is a moth. A giant moth, but still a moth. Mothra vs. Godzilla (Mosura tai Gojira) (1964): 8 out of […]
The Naked Gun (2025) Review
Spread the loveSurely you can’t be serious The Naked Gun (2025): 9 out of 10: Comedy is a strange beast. Most modern comedies commit the […]
The Cottage (2012) Review
Spread the loveFound Family The Cottage (2012): 3 out of 10: is one of those movies that proves the old adage: a gorgeous multimillion-dollar home […]
3 out of 10 Episode #1 “Welcome to Shovelworks” Review
Spread the loveA Flash Game IT Crowd 3 out of 10 Episode #1 Welcome to Shovelworks. An unironic 7 out of 10: There are video […]
Casino Royale (2006) Review
Spread the loveBond hits the inside straight. Casino Royale (2006): 10 out of 10: After earning his “00” status with two professional hits, James Bond […]
Escape From New York (1981) Review
Spread the loveMetal Gear Origins. John Carpenter’s Escape From New York (1981): 9 out of 10: is a grimy 1981 slice of dystopian pulp which […]
Playing Fable II & III the “Wrong” Way: An Essay on Games, Ratings, and Making Your Own Fun
Spread the loveA story about gaming… A fable about Fable, if you will. There’s a YouTuber named Mortismal Gaming who covers CRPGs. You know those […]
The Bourne Legacy (2012) Review
Spread the loveMeanwhile, in another movie. The Bourne Legacy (2012): 7 out of 10: The Bourne Legacy is a strange film. Written and directed by […]