Reviews of movies in all genres from a possibly discerning eye.
The Meg (2018) Review
I hear the book is better. The Meg (2018): 8 out of 10: is what happens when you blend a big-budget creature feature with a […]
Movie Reviews
Starship Troopers (1997) Review
Bugs. Why did it have to be bugs? Starship Troopers (1997): 10 out of 10: is a wild, satirical ride masquerading as a bombastic sci-fi […]
Pitch Black (2000) Review
I wear my sunglasses at night Pitch Black (2000): 8 out of 10: is a sci-fi survival thriller where, while no one can hear you […]
Twisters (2024) Review
Disamance? Romasterpiece? Twistmance? Heartwhirl? Twisters (2024): 9 out of 10: Twisters (2024) serves as a standalone sequel to the 1996 classic Twister, plunging audiences back […]
Across The Line (2000) Review
Ice Ice Baby Across The Line (2000): 4 out of 10: is a neo-Western thriller that centers on a small-town Texas sheriff (Brian Bloom) and […]
Children of the Bride (1990) Review With RiffTrax
Question not my judgement, Malachai. I am the giver of His word. Children of the Bride (1990): 4 out of 10: Rue McClanahan, who honestly […]
Airplane! Review
Zero Hour for laughs. Airplane! (1980): 10 out of 10: is a comedic tour-de-force, a relentless barrage of gags that satirizes the disaster film genre […]
Blood Beach (1980) Review
Shai-Hulud Blood Beach (1980): 5 out of 10: is a horror film about a mysterious creature lurking beneath the sands of Santa Monica beach, devouring […]
Big Trouble in Little China (1986) Review
Green Eyed Lady. Big Trouble in Little China (1986): 9 out of 10 follows Jack Burton (Kurt Russell), a loud-mouthed, swaggering truck driver, as he […]
Gangs of Lagos (2023) Review
Hooray for Nollywood Gangs of Lagos (2023): 7 out of 10: is a gritty, action-packed crime thriller that plunges viewers into the turbulent and often […]