Reviews of movies in all genres from a possibly discerning eye.
Prometheus (2012) Review
Serpentine. Prometheus (2012): 5 out of 10: It pains me not to like Prometheus. Ridley Scott returning to the Alien universe should have been an […]
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This Is Spinal Tap (1984) Review
Out of the emptiness: salvationSalvation, rhythm and light and sound This Is Spinal Tap (1984): 11 out of 10: There is always a certain danger […]
The Amazing Mr. X (1948) With RiffTrax
A Masterclass in Spiritual Fraud and Dead Animal Accessories The Amazing Mr. X (The Spiritualist) (1948): 7 out of 10: The Amazing Mr. X is […]
Doom Annihilation (2019) Review
Where have you gone, Dwayne Johnson? A nation turns its lonely eyes to you. Doom Annihilation (2019): 3 out of 10: I liked 2005’s Doom. […]
The Unearthly (1957) Review with Mystery Science Theater 3000, Episode 320
The doctor will see you now The Unearthly (1957): 7 out of 10: The Unearthly has acquired the sort of reputation usually reserved for films […]
Spinal Tap II: The End Continues (2025) Review
Turned up to 4 Spinal Tap II: The End Continues (2025): 4 out of 10: There are few fake bands in popular culture that can […]
Final Destination Bloodlines (2025)
The Family that dies together. Final Destination Bloodlines (2025): 8 out of 10: College student Stefani is haunted by recurring nightmares connected to a catastrophic […]
Godzilla x Kong: The New Empire (2024) Review
Found Family Godzilla x Kong: The New Empire (2024): 7 out of 10: After two Godzilla movies that were much better than they had any […]
Godzilla: King of the Monsters (2019) Review
Team Rodan checking in. Godzilla: King of the Monsters (2019): 9 out of 10: Godzilla: King of the Monsters is the direct sequel to 2014’s […]
The Bride! (2026) Review
An audience needs something stronger than a pretty little love story. So, why shouldn’t I write of monsters? The Bride! (2026): 5 out of 10: […]