Disobedience (2017) Review
Do you want to see endless shots of people setting tables or carrying luggage upstairs this film has you covered. Every scene also seems to take a minute longer than it needed to. The film simply does itself no favors.
Month: October 2019
Direct Contact (2009) Review
though Bulgaria has no native word for continuity, it is a country that, for a couple of bucks, you can drive tanks through buildings downtown
The NeverEnding Story (Die Unendliche Geschichte) (1984) Review
The title is a lie The NeverEnding Story (Die Unendliche Geschichte) (1984): 4 out of 10: The title is a lie. The movie ends after […]
Dial M for Murder (1954) Review
Dial F for Fun Dial M for Murder (1954): 8 out of 10: A one-room how to do it (There is no mystery on the […]
We’re Going to Eat You (Di yu wu men) (1980) Review
Eating Disorder We’re Going to Eat You (Di yu wu men) (1980): 7 out of 10: Monty Python had a wonderful sergeant character that would […]
Destroyer (2018) Review
For in her I saw the destroyer. Destroyer (2018): 7 out of 10 Destroyer is an interesting beast. Part Oscar Bait for Nicole Kidman (they […]
Despicable Me 3 (2017) Review
Prisoner of Love Despicable Me 3 (2017): 6 out of 10: Despicable Me 3 continues the adventures of (now former) supervillain Gru (Steve Carell) who […]
Despicable Me (2010) Review
The film that launched a thousand memes Despicable Me (2010): 9 out of 10: Yes, the movie that started an industry larger than some small […]
Desperately Seeking Susan (1985) Review
Madonna, Arquette, and some Stranger Things. Desperately Seeking Susan (1985): 7 out of 10: Did you grow up or were an adult in the early […]
Demonlover (2002) Review
Demonlover (2002): 4 out of 10: Wow, what an overlong train wreck of a movie. Before I begin to scratch the surface of the ineptitude […]