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Month: December 2020

Romance on the Orient Express (1985) Review

December 28, 2020 Julian Kennedy 1

Deadly Stalker not included. Romance on the Orient Express (1985): 4 out of 10: Cheryl Ladd rekindles a romance with a deadly stalker while on the […]

Safe House (2012) Review

December 14, 2020 Julian Kennedy 0

Is it safe? Safe House (2012): 8 out of 10: A rogue agent (Denzel Washington) has acquired a list of secret agents and is threatening to […]

The Perfect Stranger (2005) Review

December 12, 2020 Julian Kennedy 0

Never Ending Pasta Bowl The Perfect Stranger (2005): 4 out of 10: Hey it’s a Christian film. It’s My Dinner with Andre, but instead it is […]

The Contract (2006) Review

December 8, 2020 Julian Kennedy 0

The Contract says you just have to show up… acting optional.  The Contract (2006): 5 out of 10: Let me start by quoting Variety’s review […]

The Film Crew: Hollywood After Dark (2007) Review

December 6, 2020 Julian Kennedy 0

Keep the lights off. Hollywood After Dark (Walk the Angry Beach) (The Unholy Choice) (1968): 1 out of 10: Hollywood after Dark is a depressing […]

Deadly Deception: The Mark Hacking Story (2004) Review

December 5, 2020 Julian Kennedy 0

Beauty School Dropout Deadly Deception: The Mark Hacking Story (2004): 5 out of 10: Mark and Lori Hacking were a loving Morman couple. Lori was […]

Live Laugh Love

December 3, 2020 Julian Kennedy 0

Just a picture from The Shining.

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