Despicable Me 3 (2017) Review

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Despicable Me 3 (2017): 6 out of 10: Despicable Me 3 continues the adventures of (now former) supervillain Gru (Steve Carell) who with his wife (Kristen Wiig) and his army of Minions fights crime. They are doing battle against former eighties child star and supervillain Balthazar Bratt (Trey Parker) who is trying to steal a giant pink diamond in France.

The Good

The Good: I like the Minions. I have Minion characters on my checks from Costco and my address return labels. I have a couple of large minions that guard the dryer in the laundry room. All of this despite the fact I am not a middle-aged woman who drinks too much red wine.

For me, the Minions spark joy. When the minions are on the screen, their antics are the funniest thing around (The jail bit in this film is downright inspired and almost saves the whole movie.)

Also, a special kudo for the cutest “unicorn” I have ever seen on film (Take note The Last Unicorn). In fact, the entire film is cute, colorful and very kid-friendly. (The main bad guy’s superweapon is expanding bubble gum.)

The Bad

The Bad: Let’s start with a quote from the first Despicable Me… (Sees Edith near his iron maiden) Gru: No, no! Stay away from there! It’s fragile! (the iron maiden closes with Edith inside; a red liquid leaks from underneath; Margo and Agnes gasp) Gru: Well, I suppose the plan will work with two.

I missed this Gru in Despicable Me 2 and he is long gone in Despicable Me 3. Gru simply works better as a despicable villain with an occasional soft spot rather than a big softy who only does villain stuff because that is what is on his CV and the mortgage is due.

There are also too many subplots in the film. The Minions are unfortunately are spun off for most of the flick. Obvious jokes that the writers initially would have had (The villain is stealing the Pink Panther after all) seem to have been cut for time. It leads to a choppy meanwhile in another movie vibe.

In Conclusion

In conclusion: This is the weakest of the Despicable Me films (Yes, weaker than even The Minions movie). It also made over one billion dollars. This is not even including the ridiculous monies the merchandising made. We should look forward to many more efforts down the line.

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