Reviews of movies in all genres from a possibly discerning eye.
Van Helsing (2004) Review
Someday the mountain might get ’em, but the law never will Van Helsing (2004): 7 out of 10: The titular Van Helsing finds himself sent […]
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Vortex (2001) Review
Total Recalled Vortex (2001): 4 out of 10: If the producers of Overdrawn at the Memory Bank ever tried to remake Total Recall for German […]
Wall-E (2008) Review
Wall-E…. Try blue, it’s the new red! Wall-E (2008): 8 out of 10: I was never a big fan of the Short Circuit movies. It […]
Walking Tall: The Payback (2007) Review
Better than it had any right to be. Walking Tall: The Payback (2007): 7 out of 10: Kevin Sorbo takes over the Dwayne “the Rock” […]
Warriors of Terra (2006) Review
Terrable Warriors of Terra (2006): 2 out of 10: Alien style movies have been done to death for a very long time. They can still […]
Lizard Baby (Watashi no akachan) (2004) Review
Don’t lizard’s lay eggs? Lizard Baby (Watashi no akachan) (2004): 2 out of 10: Terrible special effects sink this otherwise pedestrian Japanese television effort. Part […]
Welcome Back, Norman (1979) review
Leaving the Airport Parking Lot… The Movie. Welcome Back Norman: 4 out of 10: Quick short featured by RiffTrax, most notably in their live rendition […]
Mystery Science Theater 3000 Ep. 904 Werewolf (1995) Review
If you ever want to introduce MST3K to a potential new fan, this is an excellent film to start with.
What We Do in the Shadows (2014) Review
It is an entertaining time that has regained my faith in a tired genre. Well worth checking it out.
What’s Up, Tiger Lily? (1966) Review
What’s Up Tiger Lily is a must-see for fans of Mystery Science Theater 3000 and of Woody Allen’s early comedy. (And fans of the Lovin Spoonful I guess).