Reviews of movies in all genres from a possibly discerning eye.
Behaving Badly (1989) Review
As time goes by very very slowly Behaving Badly (1989): 1 out of 10: I have a very high tolerance for cinematic pain. I’m willing […]
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Mystery Science Theater 3000: Beginning of the End (1957) Episode 517 Review
Two Words Peter Graves Beginning of the End (1957): 7 out of 10: Giant grasshoppers threaten Chicago as a lady photographer and a scientist who […]
Before I Hang (1940) Review
A weak film that starts strong and quickly goes nowhere.
Battle Royale (2000) Review
Battle Royale has deep things to say about society and is an important landmark film. It is also a great movie if you like this kind of thing you sick bastard.
Batman: Gotham by Gaslight (2018) Review
Gaslighting Batman: Gotham by Gaslight (2018): 7 out of 10: It is Victorian times and Gotham is looking a little Londonish. There is a killer […]
Basic Instinct 2 (2006) Review
Basic Instinct 2 is worth a look just for Stone’s over the top performance but don’t be surprised if you check your watch
Barbie & the Diamond Castle (2008) Review
Barbie version of Game of Thrones Barbie & the Diamond Castle (2008 Video): 5 out of 10: Barbie and her friend Teresa are sitting in […]
Back to Back (American Yakuza 2) (1996) Review
I would like a Tsukimi Burger with a side of Elvis. Back to Back (American Yakuza 2) (1996): 5 out of 10: Is it a […]
Baby Driver (2017) Review
Nobody puts Baby in a Corolla Baby Driver (2017): 8 out of 10: Baby Driver is an action heist film from the too talented by […]
Bubblegum Crisis (Baburugamu kuraishisu) (1987) Review
Boomer Baby Bubblegum Crisis (Baburugamu kuraishisu) (1987): 7 out of 10: Hot chicks, giant robots, and evil corporations fill every frame of Bubblegum Crisis, as […]