Beyond Re-Animator (2003) Review
Lorena Bobbitt Star Reporter Beyond Re-Animator (2003): 8 out of 10: If you haven’t seen the original Re-Animator, drop what you are doing and go […]
Month: September 2019
K-12 (2019) Review
Melanie Martinez vs. The Rabbit of Caerbannog K-12 (2019): 8 out of 10: First a disclaimer I like to go into movies blind, but I […]
Below (2002) Review
We all live on a Haunted Submarine Below (2002): 5 out of 10: Much like M. Night Shyamalan’s The Village halfway through Below, I had […]
Beirut (2018) Review
Despite the ending, as well as some issues with the focus on plot over character, I enjoyed this movie. I cannot overemphasize how handsome a production this is.
Behaving Badly (1989) Review
As time goes by very very slowly Behaving Badly (1989): 1 out of 10: I have a very high tolerance for cinematic pain. I’m willing […]
Mystery Science Theater 3000: Beginning of the End (1957) Episode 517 Review
Two Words Peter Graves Beginning of the End (1957): 7 out of 10: Giant grasshoppers threaten Chicago as a lady photographer and a scientist who […]
Before I Hang (1940) Review
A weak film that starts strong and quickly goes nowhere.
Battle Royale (2000) Review
Battle Royale has deep things to say about society and is an important landmark film. It is also a great movie if you like this kind of thing you sick bastard.
Batman: Gotham by Gaslight (2018) Review
Gaslighting Batman: Gotham by Gaslight (2018): 7 out of 10: It is Victorian times and Gotham is looking a little Londonish. There is a killer […]
Basic Instinct 2 (2006) Review
Basic Instinct 2 is worth a look just for Stone’s over the top performance but don’t be surprised if you check your watch