The Shape of Things to Come (1979) Review with RiffTrax
Looks like the Shape of Things to come is a Maple Leaf Concave Polygon. The Shape of Things to Come (1979): 3 out of 10: […]
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John Wick: Chapter 3 – Parabellum (2019) Review
Wick of Arabia John Wick: Chapter 3 – Parabellum (2019): 7 out of 10 Let’s start with the first problem: the title. John Wick: Chapter […]
Mothra vs. Godzilla (Mosura tai Gojira) (1964) Review
I mean it is a moth. A giant moth, but still a moth. Mothra vs. Godzilla (Mosura tai Gojira) (1964): 8 out of 10: Sometimes […]
The Naked Gun (2025) Review
Surely you can’t be serious The Naked Gun (2025): 9 out of 10: Comedy is a strange beast. Most modern comedies commit the cinematic equivalent […]
The Cottage (2012) Review
Found Family The Cottage (2012): 3 out of 10: is one of those movies that proves the old adage: a gorgeous multimillion-dollar home is no […]
3 out of 10 Episode #1 “Welcome to Shovelworks” Review
A Flash Game IT Crowd 3 out of 10 Episode #1 Welcome to Shovelworks. An unironic 7 out of 10: There are video games. There […]
Casino Royale (2006) Review
Bond hits the inside straight. Casino Royale (2006): 10 out of 10: After earning his “00” status with two professional hits, James Bond (Daniel Craig) […]
Escape From New York (1981) Review
Metal Gear Origins. John Carpenter’s Escape From New York (1981): 9 out of 10: is a grimy 1981 slice of dystopian pulp which remains one […]
Playing Fable II & III the “Wrong” Way: An Essay on Games, Ratings, and Making Your Own Fun
A story about gaming… A fable about Fable, if you will. There’s a YouTuber named Mortismal Gaming who covers CRPGs. You know those old-school, stat-driven, […]
The Bourne Legacy (2012) Review
Meanwhile, in another movie. The Bourne Legacy (2012): 7 out of 10: The Bourne Legacy is a strange film. Written and directed by the almost […]