Big Fan (2009) Review
Tangled up in Blue Big Fan (2009): 6 out of 10: This is Precious for white people. The same collection of overweight pathetic losers, same […]
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Big Bucks: The Press Your Luck Scandal (2003) Review
A Few Whammies Big Bucks: The Press Your Luck Scandal (2003): 5 out of 10: Michael Larson is an out of work Ice Cream truck […]
Beyond Re-Animator (2003) Review
Lorena Bobbitt Star Reporter Beyond Re-Animator (2003): 8 out of 10: If you haven’t seen the original Re-Animator, drop what you are doing and go […]
K-12 (2019) Review
Melanie Martinez vs. The Rabbit of Caerbannog K-12 (2019): 8 out of 10: First a disclaimer I like to go into movies blind, but I […]
Below (2002) Review
We all live on a Haunted Submarine Below (2002): 5 out of 10: Much like M. Night Shyamalan’s The Village halfway through Below, I had […]
Beirut (2018) Review
Despite the ending, as well as some issues with the focus on plot over character, I enjoyed this movie. I cannot overemphasize how handsome a production this is.
Behaving Badly (1989) Review
As time goes by very very slowly Behaving Badly (1989): 1 out of 10: I have a very high tolerance for cinematic pain. I’m willing […]
Mystery Science Theater 3000: Beginning of the End (1957) Episode 517 Review
Two Words Peter Graves Beginning of the End (1957): 7 out of 10: Giant grasshoppers threaten Chicago as a lady photographer and a scientist who […]
Before I Hang (1940) Review
A weak film that starts strong and quickly goes nowhere.
Battle Royale (2000) Review
Battle Royale has deep things to say about society and is an important landmark film. It is also a great movie if you like this kind of thing you sick bastard.