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Ouija Shark (2020) Review With RiffTrax
Cut bait. Ouija Shark (2020): 1 out of 10: is a bewildering misfire in the realm of shark-themed horror films. Boasting a baffling premise and […]
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A Resonant Ode to Hope – Doin’ My Drugs (2019) Review
Nucleoside Reverse Transcriptase Inhibitors in da house. Doin’ My Drugs (2019): 7 out of 10: tells the compelling story of Thomas Muchimba Buttenschøn, a Zambian-Danish […]
Gangs, Glitz, and Graffiti: A Cinematic Diversions Review of Road to High & Low (2016)
Jigoku’s Tennyo Road to High & Low (2016): 6 out of 10: is a unique cinematic experience that slowly but surely grows on you. Admittedly, […]
Halloween Ends (2022) Review
November 1st The Movie. Halloween Ends (2022): 7 out of 10: In this third movie of the current reboot (13th Halloween movie overall) Laurie Strode […]
Ouija (2014) Review
Not a Clue Ouija (2014): 5 out of 10: A teenage girl (Olivia Cooke) house sits for her best friend’s mother (Robyn Lively) after her […]
Spy (2015) Review
Spies Like Us Spy (2015): 8 out of 10: A CIA assistant (Melissa McCarthy) finds herself in the field after the agent she was assisting […]
Prisoners of the Lost Universe (1983) Review With RiffTrax
Prisoner of Love Prisoners of the Lost Universe (1983): 4 out of 10: “Science” transports a mad scientist, a handyman, and a spunky TV reporter […]
Piranha (1978) Review
Bite Sized Horror. Piranha (1978): 9 out of 10: A school of genetically altered piranhas is accidentally released by a sexy private investigator and a […]
Night of the Lepus (1972) Review with RiffTrax
14 Karrot Kaiju Night of the Lepus (1972): 8 out of 10: After a sizable amount of research, I can declare that Night of the […]
Love and Monsters (2020) Review
Fallout for Fun Love and Monsters (2020): 8 out of 10: After the chemical fallout from an attempt to divert a meteorite causes cold-blooded creatures […]