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Never Too Young to Die (1986) Review
Vanity project Never Too Young to Die (1986): 8 out of 10: Never Too Young to Die is one of the most eighties films you will […]
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9 Souls (Nain souruzu) (2003) Review
David Soul, tragically not included. First a note Of all the reviews I have posted before I started Cinematic Diversions, none was more hated than […]
Cast Away (2000) Review
I’ll Be Back Cast Away (2000): 9 out of 10: Tom Hanks is a FedEx manager who, after his cargo flight to Malaysia crashes in […]
My Super Ex-Girlfriend (2006) Review
Stalking Super Surprises My Super Ex-Girlfriend (2006): 7 out of 10: Director Ivan Reitman hasn’t had a great film since Ghostbusters. In fact, for such […]
The Peregrine Dame in Durban (2014) Review
The Peregrine Dame in Durban (2014): 7 out of 10: The Pergine Dame Rachel Parsons goes couch surfing in Durban and manages not to get […]
My Bloody Valentine (1981) Review
Kanada Killer My Bloody Valentine (1981): 5 out of 10: Apparently, if you repeat the mantra “this was a classic cult horror film”, people may […]
Monty Python and the Holy Grail (1975) Review
Big tracks of Laughs First an explanation… First an explanation… Why is this review so short? Why is my Goodfellas review so short? I don’t […]
Mission: Impossible – Fallout (2018) Review
Cruise… Cruise never changes Mission: Impossible – Fallout (2018): 9 out of 10. The Bond series has been flaying around bleeding in the water for […]
Mirror, Mirror (1990) Review with RiffTrax
Carrie on my wayward movie Mirror, Mirror (1990): 7 out of 10: Goth Kid moves from LA to small-town America and her new bedroom comes […]
Marauders (2016) Review
Moony, Wormtail, Padfoot, and Prongs Marauders (2016): 7 out of 10: A collection of bank robberies in Cincinnati may be connected to a war crime […]