Head category for a breakdown of my reviews by the score.
Clutter (2013) Review
Dan Hedaya, what is your secret? Clutter (2013): 6 out of 10: Carol Kane plays a mother with both a hoarding problem and three children […]
Movie Review Scores
Clue (1985) Review
Get a Clue Clue (1985): 8 out of 10: Some movies from the eighties have aged poorly (cough The Big Chill Cough). I have to […]
Closer (2004) Review
I can’t help but recommend. Closer (2004): 8 out of 10: Mike Nichols directs this theater adaptation with a top-notch cast comprising Natalie Portman, Jude […]
Claire of the Moon (1992) Review
The Hook-Up Generation Claire of the Moon (1992): 2 out of 10: This is why women’s studies majors shouldn’t be allowed to write and direct […]
Chupacabra Terror (2005) Review
Love saying the name too bad about the film. Chupacabra Terror (Chupacabra: Dark Seas) (2005): 2 out of 10: It was the Navy Seal team […]
Children of the Corn (2009) Review
It takes a lot of people to make a movie this bad. Children of the Corn (2009): 1 out of 10: Good lord did they […]
Charlie’s Angels (2000) Review
How many of Charlie’s Angels fit on the Head of a Pin? Charlie’s Angels (2000): 8 out of 10: Reading the major press reviews I […]
Cellular (2004) Review
Out of Area Roaming Charges Apply Cellular (2004): 5 out of 10: I’m having Falling Down flashbacks again. Cellular resembles that superior 1993 thriller right […]
Catwoman (2004) Review
Insert pussy cat joke here Catwoman (2004): 2 out of 10: Halle Berry isn’t the first actor to squander Oscar gold (F. cough Murray cough […]
Mystery Science Theater 3000 Ep. 204, Catalina Caper (1967) Review
Who is afraid of Venita Wolf? Catalina Caper (1967): 5 out of 10: Catalina Caper is a lightweight piece of fluff. Overall, however, it is […]