Worse than mediocre films that may have some good quality such as being in focus.
Driven to Kill (2009) Review
Miss Daisy vs the Russian Mob Driven to Kill (2009): 3 out of 10: I have no hope of ever being Arnold Schwarzenegger in Conan […]
Score 3 out of 10
Disobedience (2017) Review
Do you want to see endless shots of people setting tables or carrying luggage upstairs this film has you covered. Every scene also seems to take a minute longer than it needed to. The film simply does itself no favors.
Coral Reef Adventure (2003) Review
Let me repeat that last question again because this is very very important… Do you really like Crosby Stills and Nash music? Even if it is remixed and sung by starving children to a Peter Gabriel back up band?
Before I Hang (1940) Review
A weak film that starts strong and quickly goes nowhere.
Assault on Precinct 13 (2005) Review
Watch out it’s the Po-Po Assault on Precinct 13 (2005): 3 out of 10: Let us forget for a moment that Assault on Precinct 13 […]
Another 48 Hours (1990) Review
If Eddie Murphy movies persist, see your Doctor. Another 48 Hours (1990): 3 out of 10: If you want a synopsis of what was wrong […]
Angels & Demons (2009) Review
You dirty Ratzinger. Angels & Demons (2009): 3 out of 10: Something bad has happened to Ron Howard. I don’t know what exactly, but something […]
13 Going on 30 (2004) Review
Not Thrilling 13 Going on 30 (2004): 3 out of 10: First I would like to throw my full weight behind any effort to give […]
Twisted (2004) Review
The only thing that will be twisted is your patience.
Vice (2015) Review
Vice is a muddled low effort mess. It fails as a science fiction film, and it fails as a sexploitation film but most of all it fails as an enjoyable film.