Worse than mediocre films that may have some good quality such as being in focus.
Wonder Woman 1984 (2020) Review with RiffTrax
Oh I got a wish Wonder Woman 1984 (2020): 3 out of 10: It has taken me far too long to write this review. Some […]
Score 3 out of 10
Doom Annihilation (2019) Review
Where have you gone, Dwayne Johnson? A nation turns its lonely eyes to you. Doom Annihilation (2019): 3 out of 10: I liked 2005’s Doom. […]
Jurassic Shark (2012) Review With RiffTrax
Canadian Shark Jurassic Shark (2012): 3 out of 10: There are some films where the title is more of a promise than the movie itself. […]
Adrift in Manhattan (2007) Review
The Artisanal L-Train Adrift in Manhattan (2007): 3 out of 10: There are certain terrible movies I will sit through because there is a promise, […]
The Shape of Things to Come (1979) Review with RiffTrax
Looks like the Shape of Things to come is a Maple Leaf Concave Polygon. The Shape of Things to Come (1979): 3 out of 10: […]
The Cottage (2012) Review
Found Family The Cottage (2012): 3 out of 10: is one of those movies that proves the old adage: a gorgeous multimillion-dollar home is no […]
Merlin: The Return (2000) Review with RiffTrax
Consult the Book of Armaments. Merlin: The Return (2000): 3 out of 10: is a fantasy adventure film that intertwines the legendary tales of King […]
Rough Draft (1998) / aka Diary Of A Serial Killer Review
We need a RiffTrax Signal like the Bat signal. Rough Draft (1998) / aka Diary of a Serial Killer: 3 out of 10: “Rough Draft,” […]
Amityville Island (2020) Review
The Shark is a lie. In Amityville Island (2020): 3 out of 10: the film opens with Kelly Jo Knight (Jamie Morgan), a mother haunted […]
Cinematic Titanic: The Alien Factor (2010) Review
In the history of the human species, there’s never been a two-door cop car. The Alien Factor (1978): 3 out of 10: is an American […]