Reviews of movies in all genres from a possibly discerning eye.
Children of the Corn (2009) Review
It takes a lot of people to make a movie this bad. Children of the Corn (2009): 1 out of 10: Good lord did they […]
Movie Reviews
Charlie’s Angels (2000) Review
How many of Charlie’s Angels fit on the Head of a Pin? Charlie’s Angels (2000): 8 out of 10: Reading the major press reviews I […]
Cellular (2004) Review
Out of Area Roaming Charges Apply Cellular (2004): 5 out of 10: I’m having Falling Down flashbacks again. Cellular resembles that superior 1993 thriller right […]
Catwoman (2004) Review
Insert pussy cat joke here Catwoman (2004): 2 out of 10: Halle Berry isn’t the first actor to squander Oscar gold (F. cough Murray cough […]
Mystery Science Theater 3000 Ep. 204, Catalina Caper (1967) Review
Who is afraid of Venita Wolf? Catalina Caper (1967): 5 out of 10: Catalina Caper is a lightweight piece of fluff. Overall, however, it is […]
Carriers (2009) Review
Zombieland the dramatic retelling Carriers (2009): 6 out of 10: What amazes me about Carriers is how it has the exact same plot as Zombieland. […]
Carrie (1976) Review
I can see your dirty pillows. Everyone will. Carrie (1976): 9 out of 10: Shy teenage girl with telekinetic powers and a religious mother faces […]
Capturing the Friedmans (2003) Review
Is there anything scarier than a children’s clown? Capturing the Friedmans (2003): 4 out of 10: Child Molestation, family dysfunction, mass hysteria, homosexuality, and clowns: […]
Cabin Fever (2016) Review
I’ve got the Fever Cabin Fever (2016): 5 out of 10: Well, let’s start with the good news. The film is attractively shot by cinematographer […]
Bruno (2009) Review
Not a gay old time. Bruno (2009): 4 out of 10: I have to admit I am more than a bit disappointed here. Bruno has […]