Escape Plan 2: Hades (2018) Review
Spread the loveHades? More purgatory than Hades, I am afraid. Escape Plan 2: Hades (2018): 3 out of 10: Sylvester Stallone runs a firm that […]
Escape Plan (2013) Review
Spread the loveGet out before the sequel. Escape Plan (2013): 6 out of 10: In Escape Plan, Arnold Schwarzenegger and Sylvester Stallone are two retirees […]
Embrace of the Vampire (1995) Review
Spread the loveBest Netflix and Chill movie ever. Embrace of the Vampire (1995): 10 out of 10: Vampire seeks young virgin whose soul is the […]
Ellen DeGeneres: Relatable (2018) Review
Spread the loveIf Ellen knows one thing it is where the zeitgeist is Ellen DeGeneres: Relatable (2018): 7 out of 10: Ellen DeGeneres’ first stand […]
Stonehearst Asylum (Eliza Graves) (2014) Review
Spread the loveCrazy, she calls me. Stonehearst Asylum (Eliza Graves) (2014): 6 out of 10: An all-star cast (Kate Beckinsale, Ben Kingsley, Michael Caine, etc) […]
Elektra (2004) Review
Spread the loveRed Bustier? At least Daredevil had an excuse…. he was blind. Elektra (2004) : 4 out of 10: When people said Jennifer Garner, […]
Earth vs. The Spider (2001) Review
Spread the loveLove Triangle Interrupted by Superhero Earth vs. The Spider (2001): 3 out of 10: Earth vs. the Spider is a very slow-paced movie. […]
Dunkirk (2017) Review
Spread the loveWe will fight them in the Multiplexes Dunkirk (2017): 10 out of 10: Dunkirk is a taut arty recreation of Operation Dynamo that […]
Driven to Kill (2009) Review
Spread the loveMiss Daisy vs the Russian Mob Driven to Kill (2009): 3 out of 10: I have no hope of ever being Arnold Schwarzenegger […]
Dreamscape (1984) Review with RiffTrax
Spread the loveNorm Dreamscape (1984): 5 out of 10: Not to be confused with Dennis Quaid’s Innerspace (The one with Martin Short), Dreamscape has Dennis […]