Eaten Alive! (Mangiati vivi!) (1980) Review
Yummy Eaten Alive! (Mangiati vivi!) (1980): 8 out of 10: I must have much lower standards for the Italian Cannibal film genre than almost any other. […]
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The Sower (Le Semeur) (2017) Review
Look, it’s my duty as a knight to sample as much peril as I can. The Sower (Le Semeur) (2017): 7 out of 10: A […]
Mamma Mia! (2008) Review
The world is a better place after watching this movie. Mamma Mia! (2008): 8 out of 10: A daughter invites three men to her wedding […]
The Pirate Tapes (2011) Review
But I don’t want to be a Pirate The Pirate Tapes (2011): 8 out of 10: I have an idea for a documentary. I will […]
Malevolent (2018) Review
A decent film with a good lead performance by Pugh Malevolent (2018): 6 out of 10: Brother and sister (Ben Lloyd-Hughes, Florence Pugh) lead a […]
Magma: Volcanic Disaster (2006) Review
Rotten at the Core Magma: Volcanic Disaster (2006): 5 out of 10: The always watchable Xander Berkeley (24) and the impish Amy Jo Johnson (Pink […]
Wuthering Heights (1939) Review
Wincest Wuthering Heights (1939): 7 out of 10: I can’t believe I had this sizeable a gap in my knowledge of literature and tropes. I have […]
Made in America (2008) Review
Red, Whitey and Blue. Crips and Bloods: Made in America (2008): 5 out of 10: This documentary starts out with the eye-opening fact that the […]
Lurking Fear (1994) Review
Eminently, forgettable Lurking Fear (1994): 5 out of 10: Full Moon Pictures dips into the Lovecraft well to mine another short story. Somebody gave Jeffrey […]
Loving Vincent (2017) Review
Lend me your ear Loving Vincent (2017): 7 out of 10: An art film in more ways than one, Loving Vincent is the tale of […]