Ghosts of Mars (2001) Review
Mars needs plot, dialog, and for that matter nudity. Ghosts of Mars: 3 out of 10: All right, how is this for a premise? In the future, […]
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Ghost of Mae Nak (2005) Review
Mr. and Mrs. T Horror Ghost of Mae Nak (2005): 7 out of 10: First we had J horror (stark white Japanese female ghosts with […]
Ghost Voyage (2008) Review
Carnival Ship of the Damned Ghost Voyage (2008): 5 out of 10: This is a Syfy Channel movie so I am grading on a curve […]
Ghost Town Renegades (1947) Review
Give the Past a Slip Ghost Town Renegades (1947): 5 out of 10: Though I am familiar with the name Lash La Rue (King of […]
Ghost Stories (2017) Review
Port Man Don’t Ghost Stories (2017): 5 out of 10: A portmanteau in the style of The House That Dripped Blood or 1972’s Asylum stars […]
Geostorm (2017) Review
It’s a disaster all right. Geostorm (2017): 5 out of 10: In Geostorm, the earth has suffered massive disasters because of global warming. The countries […]
Brittany Runs a Marathon (2019) Review
Is it safe? Brittany Runs a Marathon (2019) 8 out of 10: This is a movie about an obese twenty-eight-year-old woman named Brittany who… hold […]
Gemini (2017) Review
Reader’s Digest version of Mulholland Drive Gemini (2017): 7 out of 10: A young assistant (Lola Kirke) to a somewhat high maintenance movie star (Zoë […]
Galaxy Quest (1999) Review
A Fanboy Dream. Galaxy Quest (1999): 9 out of 10: Actors from a long-canceled cult television show. (Think Star Trek) are hired by an alien […]
G.I. Joe: The Rise of the Cobra (2009) Review
Thinking is half the battle. G.I. Joe: The Rise of the Cobra: 7 out of 10: I think I may have liked this movie less […]