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Dance with Death (1992) Review
I want to dance with somebody Dance with Death (1992): 8 out of 10: An almost scene for scene remake of 1987’s Stripped to Kill, Dance […]
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At Your Fingertips: Grasses (1970) Review
Watching Grass Grow At Your Fingertips: Grasses (1970) 2 out of 10; At Your Fingertips: Grasses is crafting propaganda from some “educator” trying to convince schoolchildren […]
Never Surrender: A Galaxy Quest Documentary (2019) Review
I confess. After the first hour, I surrendered. Never Surrender: A Galaxy Quest Documentary (2019): 6 out of 10: You know what? I am cured… seriously. […]
Beaks: The Movie (El ataque de los pájaros) 1987 Review with RiffTrax
I ran… I ran so far away. Beaks: The Movie (El ataque de los pájaros) (1987): 5 out of 10: I have a stated policy […]
Lycan Colony (2006) Review with RiffTrax
I saw a werewolf drinkin’ a Sam Adams at the Bull & Finch PubHis hair was CGI Lycan Colony (2006): 1 out of 10: I am […]
The Subtle Art of Not Giving a F*ck (2016) Review
Just Do It The Subtle Art of Not Giving a F*ck: A Counterintuitive Approach to Living a Good Life (2016) 8 out of 10: Mark […]
Babe Vol. 1 (1994) #1 Review
I Got You Babe Babe Vol. 1 (1994) #1: 7 out of 10: John Byrne strikes again states the cover of Babe #1 and this […]
Swim (2021) Review
Shark in the House: The Second Story Swim (2021): 6 out of 10: The Asylum presents with Joey Lawrence as the star, you can’t say […]
DP7 #3 Review
Adagio DP7 #3 (1986): 4 out of 10: Our heroes are still on the run from the “evil” institute. Can they make it to the […]
Predator 2 (1990) Review
Predator 2 (1990): 8 out of 10: Released to a meh critical response, Predator 2 takes the titular Predator into both the jungles of Los Angeles […]