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Escape Plan (2013) Review
Get out before the sequel. Escape Plan (2013): 6 out of 10: In Escape Plan, Arnold Schwarzenegger and Sylvester Stallone are two retirees at the […]
Movie Review Scores
Embrace of the Vampire (1995) Review
Best Netflix and Chill movie ever. Embrace of the Vampire (1995): 10 out of 10: Vampire seeks young virgin whose soul is the rebirth of […]
Ellen DeGeneres: Relatable (2018) Review
If Ellen knows one thing it is where the zeitgeist is Ellen DeGeneres: Relatable (2018): 7 out of 10: Ellen DeGeneres’ first stand up special […]
Stonehearst Asylum (Eliza Graves) (2014) Review
Crazy, she calls me. Stonehearst Asylum (Eliza Graves) (2014): 6 out of 10: An all-star cast (Kate Beckinsale, Ben Kingsley, Michael Caine, etc) take on […]
Elektra (2004) Review
Red Bustier? At least Daredevil had an excuse…. he was blind. Elektra (2004) : 4 out of 10: When people said Jennifer Garner, as Elektra, […]
Earth vs. The Spider (2001) Review
Love Triangle Interrupted by Superhero Earth vs. The Spider (2001): 3 out of 10: Earth vs. the Spider is a very slow-paced movie. How slow, […]
Dunkirk (2017) Review
We will fight them in the Multiplexes Dunkirk (2017): 10 out of 10: Dunkirk is a taut arty recreation of Operation Dynamo that took place […]
Driven to Kill (2009) Review
Miss Daisy vs the Russian Mob Driven to Kill (2009): 3 out of 10: I have no hope of ever being Arnold Schwarzenegger in Conan […]
Dreamscape (1984) Review with RiffTrax
Norm Dreamscape (1984): 5 out of 10: Not to be confused with Dennis Quaid’s Innerspace (The one with Martin Short), Dreamscape has Dennis Quaid as […]
DragonHeart (1996) Review
A fun romp. DragonHeart (1996): 7 out of 10: DragonHeart is a tale of a disillusioned knight who takes it upon himself to slay dragons. […]