Reviews of movies in all genres from a possibly discerning eye.
Insidious: Chapter 3 (2015) Review
Even Patrick Wilson would be hard pressed to save this one. Insidious: Chapter 3 (2015): 4 out of 10: Insidious returns to the well for […]
Movie Reviews
Insidious: Chapter 2 (2013) Review
Patrick Wilson’s Not Afraid of no Ghosts. Insidious: Chapter 2 (2013): 7 out of 10: A horror ghost movie sequel? What could be scarier? Those […]
National Geographic Explorer: Inside Guantanamo Bay (2009) Review
Camp X-Factor “National Geographic Explorer” Inside Guantanamo Bay (2009): 6 out of 10: National Geographic was given access to all but one of the various […]
Master’s of Horror: Incident On and Off a Mountain Road (2005) Review
Dark Side of The Moonface Masters of Horror: Incident On and Off a Mountain Road: 8 out of 10: In many ways, fifty minutes is […]
In the Year 2889 (1967) Review
But Daddy, can we at least keep the alcoholic stripper? In the Year 2889 (1967): 2 out of 10: Great, now I can’t get that […]
Ikki Tousen (2003) Review
Romance Of The Three Kingdoms with Panty Shots. Ikki Tousen (2003): 8 out of 10: The term fan service is thrown around a lot when […]
If You’re Not in the Obit, Eat Breakfast (2017) Review
Uplifting Heartwarming Documentary. If You’re Not in the Obit, Eat Breakfast (2017): 7 out of 10: Carl Reiner seeks out some fellow ninety-year-olds to see […]
Ice Age 2: The Meltdown (2006) Review
An Inconvenient Cartoon Ice Age 2: The Meltdown (2006): 5 out of 10: Global Warming comes to the Ice Age clan. Before you get any […]
Io (2019) Review
To boring to hate Io (2019): 3 out of 10: Pollution renders Earth virtually uninhabitable as the remaining population flees to Jupiter’s Moon Io. One […]
I’ll Be There with You (2006) Review
I’ll Be There with You… watching this horrible film. I’ll Be There with You (2006): 3 out of 10: This movie is a mess. It […]