Mystery Science Theater 3000: Episode 706: Laserblast (1978) Review
Looks like Trent Reznor ran out of gas Laserblast (1978): 2 out of 10: Anytime a film calls attention to its fourth wall by negatively […]
Articles by Julian Kennedy
Futureworld (1976) Review
The Future is not bright. Futureworld (1976): 5 out of 10: It is two years after the tragedy of Westworld and the Delos corporation has retooled […]
Crawl (2019) Review
After ‘while, crocodile. Crawl (2019): 8 out of 10: Crawl is a competently lensed and acted creature feature about a father and daughter trapped in […]
Laid to Rest (2009) Review
The best laid plans of serial killers and men. Laid to Rest (2009): 7 out of 10: Laid to Rest is a real slasher film. […]
Ghost in the Shell 2.0 (2008) Review
Ghost in the Shell 2.0 (Kôkaku kidôtai 2.0) (2008): 7 out of 10: The original Ghost in the Shell is an easy 9 out of […]
Evil Under The Sun (1982) Review
Summer Camp Evil Under The Sun (1982): 5 out of 10: Campy adaptation of Agatha Christie’s 1941 novel of the same name. The forth of […]
Killer Drag Queens on Dope (2003) Review
A Family Friendly Affair Killer Drag Queens on Dope (2003): 5 out of 10: A bunch of homeless people found some old camcorders in a […]
Catherine (Kyasarin) (2011) Review
Katherine Catherine (Kyasarin) (2011): 8 out of 10: I am always hearing men asking what game they can play with their significant other. (Flower is the correct […]
King Kong (2005) Review
Yankee Doodle Kong King Kong (2005): 8 out of 10: Peter Jackson’s Kong is a long love letter to the original movie that surprisingly turns […]
King Arthur (2004) Review
How did you become king? I didn’t vote for you. King Arthur (2004): 7 out of 10: If this movie was called Bob the Roman […]