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The Peregrine Dame in Durban (2014) Review
The Peregrine Dame in Durban (2014): 7 out of 10: The Pergine Dame Rachel Parsons goes couch surfing in Durban and manages not to get […]
Movie Review Scores
My Bloody Valentine (1981) Review
Kanada Killer My Bloody Valentine (1981): 5 out of 10: Apparently, if you repeat the mantra “this was a classic cult horror film”, people may […]
Monty Python and the Holy Grail (1975) Review
Big tracks of Laughs First an explanation… First an explanation… Why is this review so short? Why is my Goodfellas review so short? I don’t […]
Mission: Impossible – Fallout (2018) Review
Cruise… Cruise never changes Mission: Impossible – Fallout (2018): 9 out of 10. The Bond series has been flaying around bleeding in the water for […]
Mirror, Mirror (1990) Review with RiffTrax
Carrie on my wayward movie Mirror, Mirror (1990): 7 out of 10: Goth Kid moves from LA to small-town America and her new bedroom comes […]
Marauders (2016) Review
Moony, Wormtail, Padfoot, and Prongs Marauders (2016): 7 out of 10: A collection of bank robberies in Cincinnati may be connected to a war crime […]
Maniac (Sex Maniac) (1934) Review
Demantia Praecox Maniac (Sex Maniac) (1934) :1 out of 10: Mad scientist and a vaudevillian actor raise people from the dead, torture animals and rape […]
Tin Soldiers (2015) Review
Toy Dancers, Castles, and Swans Tin Soldiers (2015) 7 out of 10: Heartwarming and an inspirational documentary about athletes that have various disabilities related to […]
Eaten Alive! (Mangiati vivi!) (1980) Review
Yummy Eaten Alive! (Mangiati vivi!) (1980): 8 out of 10: I must have much lower standards for the Italian Cannibal film genre than almost any other. […]
The Sower (Le Semeur) (2017) Review
Look, it’s my duty as a knight to sample as much peril as I can. The Sower (Le Semeur) (2017): 7 out of 10: A […]