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The Spy Who Loved Me (1977) Review
No Movie Does it Better The Spy Who Loved Me (1977) 9 out of 10: How does one even score James Bond films? (Call John […]
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The Shunned (2005) Review
The Shunned (2005): 2 out of 10: The movie starts off with a fairly graphic, exciting jolt. You will spend the next 70 minutes wondering […]
Showgirls 2: Penny’s from Heaven (2011) Review
It is technically a film. Showgirls 2: Penny’s from Heaven (2011): 1 out of 10: Rena Riffel, one of the actresses from Showgirls, cobbled together […]
Salvage (Gruesome) (2006) Review
Groundhog Day meets the Christian Coalition Salvage (Gruesome) (2006): 4 out of 10. Groundhog Day meets a Christian Coalition of America horror film. Okay, maybe […]
Spending Thanksgiving with the Moretti’s (2016) Review
This movie is like Birdemic without the birds. Spending Thanksgiving with the Moretti’s (2016): 1 out of 10: All I wanted was a nice Thanksgiving […]
Say Anything…(1989) Review
Say Anything… Um Okay Anything. Say Anything… (1989): 7 out of 10: Repeat after me; Cameron Crowe is a genus. Nobody wrote dialogue for teenagers […]
Nightbreed (1990) Review
When the clock strikes half-past six, babe Nightbreed (1990): 6 out of 10: Nightbreed is an early nineties horror film by Clive Barker that has developed […]
Night of the Wild (2015) Review
Who Let the Dogs Out Night of the Wild (2015): 8 out of 10: Asylum films get a bad rap. Quite correctly. But what is […]
Mystery Science Theater 3000 Episode # 701, Night of the Blood Beast, (1958), /w Once Upon a Honeymoon (1956) Review
NASA Don’t Preach Night of the Blood Beast (1958): 7 out of 10: In this 50s sci-fi Roger Corman quickie a returning astronaut (Michael Emmet) […]
Jim Gaffigan: The Pale Tourist: Canadian American (2020) Review
It’s kinda funny, eh? Jim Gaffigan: The Pale Tourist: Canadian American (2020): 7 out of 10: When comedians come to do a set in a […]