Reviews of movies in all genres from a possibly discerning eye.
San Franpsycho (2006) Review
I left my talent in San Franpsycho San Franpyscho (2006): 1 out of 10: So you want to make a serial killer movie. But your […]
Movie Reviews
Supersonic Man (1979) with RiffTrax Review
I owe Pumaman an apology Supersonic Man (1979): 2 out of 10: Supersonic Man is a low budget Spanish rip-off of Richard Donner’s 1978 Superman. […]
Vanished in Paradise (2019) Review
Anime Protagonist Syndrome Vanished in Paradise: The Untold Story (2019): 6 out of 10: Hannah Upp has been diagnosed with dissociative fugue disorder (also known […]
The Boy in the Plastic Bubble (1976) With RiffTrax Review
Staying Alive The Boy in the Plastic Bubble (1976): 4 out of 10: This is going to be a weird one. There is so much […]
The Sorority (2006) Review
Perfect for Pledge Week The Sorority (2006): 2 out of 10: Made for $700. Really, I can pretty much stop the review right there. It […]
Black Christmas (1974) Review
Whitest Black Christmas ever. Black Christmas (1974): 7 out of 10: Black Christmas is often touted as the first slasher film (It isn’t) and the […]
The 5th Wave (2016) Review
Wave this trend goodbye The 5th Wave (2016): 4 out of 10: The first half hour is decent enough. Heck. The first scene is the […]
In Darkness (2018) Review
Blindingly Obvious. In Darkness (2018): 7 out of 10: Natalie Dormer co-wrote and stars in this thriller about a blind Bosnian war refugee in modern-day London […]
Sunshine Cleaning (2002) Review
I’m Washing on Sunshine Sunshine Cleaning: 7 out of 10: Sunshine Cleaning is by the producers of Little Miss Sunshine. Despite that fact and that […]
The Akron Holy War (2017) Review
Gridiron Jihad The Akron Holy War (2017): 5 out of 10: A documentary focusing on the football rivalry between two Catholic high schools in the […]