Head category for a breakdown of my reviews by the score.
The Sorority (2006) Review
Perfect for Pledge Week The Sorority (2006): 2 out of 10: Made for $700. Really, I can pretty much stop the review right there. It […]
Movie Review Scores
Black Christmas (1974) Review
Whitest Black Christmas ever. Black Christmas (1974): 7 out of 10: Black Christmas is often touted as the first slasher film (It isn’t) and the […]
The 5th Wave (2016) Review
Wave this trend goodbye The 5th Wave (2016): 4 out of 10: The first half hour is decent enough. Heck. The first scene is the […]
In Darkness (2018) Review
Blindingly Obvious. In Darkness (2018): 7 out of 10: Natalie Dormer co-wrote and stars in this thriller about a blind Bosnian war refugee in modern-day London […]
Sunshine Cleaning (2002) Review
I’m Washing on Sunshine Sunshine Cleaning: 7 out of 10: Sunshine Cleaning is by the producers of Little Miss Sunshine. Despite that fact and that […]
The Akron Holy War (2017) Review
Gridiron Jihad The Akron Holy War (2017): 5 out of 10: A documentary focusing on the football rivalry between two Catholic high schools in the […]
David Byrne’s American Utopia (2020) Review
Barefoot on Broadway David Byrne’s American Utopia (2020): 8 out of 10: Singer/songwriter David Byrne and director Spike Lee try an impossible task. Make a […]
Smoke and Flesh (1968) Review
Dude.no, no, no… DUDE Smoke and Flesh (1968): 3 out of 10: Let’s see a motorcycle gang that drives around in Mom’s station wagon, check. […]
Taken (2008) Review
Schindler’s List 2. This time it’s personal. Taken (2008): 6 out of 10: Taken comes this close to being great. It had an admittedly rocky […]
Romance on the Orient Express (1985) Review
Deadly Stalker not included. Romance on the Orient Express (1985): 4 out of 10: Cheryl Ladd rekindles a romance with a deadly stalker while on the […]