Head category for a breakdown of my reviews by the score.
3 Walls (3 Deewarein) (2003) Review
Don’t Tear Down This Wall 3 Walls (3 Deewarein) (2003): 7 out of 10: My first reaction was that Indian prisons are really nice. Honestly, I […]
Movie Review Scores
211 (2018) Review
A Steven Seagal movie that, for some reason, has Nicolas Cage instead 211 (2018): 2 out of 10: A team of ex-US special forces mercenaries […]
2012 (2009) Review
Lenny Bruce is not afraid. 2012 (2009): 8 out of 10: I love disaster movies. I love “good” disaster movies such as The Towering Inferno […]
20,000 Leagues Under the Sea (1954) Review
Hold the calamari 20,000 Leagues Under the Sea (1954): 6 out of 10: High budget Disney adventure is an entertaining if an overlong adaptation of […]
2 Fast 2 Furious (2003) Review
Soft Core Car Porn 2 Fast 2 Furious (2003): 5 out of 10: Okay, so it’s car porn. It’s rather well-done car porn. Stunningly brainless […]
1990: The Bronx Warriors (1982) Review now with RiffTrax
So this isn’t about the Yankees? First a note: This review for 1990: The Bronx Warriors was first published on March 6th, 2005. It contains […]
14 Cameras (2018) Review
Like Night Trap without the musical numbers… or vampires… or traps. 14 Cameras (2018): 4 out of 10: In the direct sequel to 13 Cameras […]
13 Going on 30 (2004) Review
Not Thrilling 13 Going on 30 (2004): 3 out of 10: First I would like to throw my full weight behind any effort to give […]
12:01 (1993) Review
After Midnight 12:01 (1993): 6 out of 10: As made for television sci-fi films go, this is defiantly one of the better ones. The sense […]
12 Days of Terror (2004) Review
12 Days in OZ 12 Days of Terror (2004): 5 out of 10: This is one strange film. A period piece Jaws taking place in […]