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2 Fast 2 Furious (2003) Review
Soft Core Car Porn 2 Fast 2 Furious (2003): 5 out of 10: Okay, so it’s car porn. It’s rather well-done car porn. Stunningly brainless […]
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1990: The Bronx Warriors (1982) Review now with RiffTrax
So this isn’t about the Yankees? First a note: This review for 1990: The Bronx Warriors was first published on March 6th, 2005. It contains […]
14 Cameras (2018) Review
Like Night Trap without the musical numbers… or vampires… or traps. 14 Cameras (2018): 4 out of 10: In the direct sequel to 13 Cameras […]
13 Going on 30 (2004) Review
Not Thrilling 13 Going on 30 (2004): 3 out of 10: First I would like to throw my full weight behind any effort to give […]
12:01 (1993) Review
After Midnight 12:01 (1993): 6 out of 10: As made for television sci-fi films go, this is defiantly one of the better ones. The sense […]
12 Days of Terror (2004) Review
12 Days in OZ 12 Days of Terror (2004): 5 out of 10: This is one strange film. A period piece Jaws taking place in […]
10 to Midnight (1983) Review
Does anyone really know what time it is? 10 to Midnight (1983): 8 out of 10: Wow, this was a pleasant surprise. Part cop/vigilante film […]
It’s Alive! (1969) Review
Manos 2 the Wrath of Buchanan It’s Alive (1969): 1 out of 10: Nostalgia is a dangerous thing. I often look back on movies from […]
The Mummy (1999) Review
Better than you remember it? Yes, it still holds up, and it is better than I remember. A massive hit at the time I think it is often forgotten when we talk about iconic films from that era. Well worth the rewatch.
Mystery Science Theater 3000 Episode #612 The Starfighters (1964) Review
The Starfighters is one of the more painful MST3K episodes but certainly no fault of Mike, The Bot, or the writers. They stepped up to the plate and did better than one could expect. With such a boring movie, it just wasn’t enough.