Closer (2004) Review
Spread the loveI can’t help but recommend. Closer (2004): 8 out of 10: Mike Nichols directs this theater adaptation with a top-notch cast comprising Natalie […]
Claire of the Moon (1992) Review
Spread the loveThe Hook-Up Generation Claire of the Moon (1992): 2 out of 10: This is why women’s studies majors shouldn’t be allowed to write […]
Chupacabra Terror (2005) Review
Spread the loveLove saying the name too bad about the film. Chupacabra Terror (Chupacabra: Dark Seas) (2005): 2 out of 10: It was the Navy […]
Children of the Corn (2009) Review
Spread the loveIt takes a lot of people to make a movie this bad. Children of the Corn (2009): 1 out of 10: Good lord […]
Charlie’s Angels (2000) Review
Spread the loveHow many of Charlie’s Angels fit on the Head of a Pin? Charlie’s Angels (2000): 8 out of 10: Reading the major press […]
Cellular (2004) Review
Spread the loveOut of Area Roaming Charges Apply Cellular (2004): 5 out of 10: I’m having Falling Down flashbacks again. Cellular resembles that superior 1993 […]
Catwoman (2004) Review
Spread the loveInsert pussy cat joke here Catwoman (2004): 2 out of 10: Halle Berry isn’t the first actor to squander Oscar gold (F. cough […]
Mystery Science Theater 3000 Ep. 204, Catalina Caper (1967) Review
Spread the loveWho is afraid of Venita Wolf? Catalina Caper (1967): 5 out of 10: Catalina Caper is a lightweight piece of fluff. Overall, however, […]
Carriers (2009) Review
Spread the loveZombieland the dramatic retelling Carriers (2009): 6 out of 10: What amazes me about Carriers is how it has the exact same plot […]
Carrie (1976) Review
Spread the loveI can see your dirty pillows. Everyone will. Carrie (1976): 9 out of 10: Shy teenage girl with telekinetic powers and a religious […]