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The Brink (2006) Review
I’m on a Ghost Radio (I wish I was in Tijuana) The Brink (2006): 3 out of 10: The Brink is competently lensed by Benjamin […]
Movie Review Scores
The Acid House (1998) Review
Instant Review: Great, Brilliant, Oh God make it stop. The Acid House (1998): 8 out of 10: A collection of three films strung together with […]
The Mission (1986) Review
The Mission… If you choose to accept it… watch this movie. The Mission (1986): 9 out of 10: Films about faith often fail. They tend […]
The Decline of Western Civilization Part II: The Metal Years (1988) Review
Dude looks like a lady The Decline of Western Civilization Part 2: The Metal Years (1988): 6 out of 10: The Metal Years is the […]
The Spy Who Loved Me (1977) Review
No Movie Does it Better The Spy Who Loved Me (1977) 9 out of 10: How does one even score James Bond films? (Call John […]
The Shunned (2005) Review
The Shunned (2005): 2 out of 10: The movie starts off with a fairly graphic, exciting jolt. You will spend the next 70 minutes wondering […]
Showgirls 2: Penny’s from Heaven (2011) Review
It is technically a film. Showgirls 2: Penny’s from Heaven (2011): 1 out of 10: Rena Riffel, one of the actresses from Showgirls, cobbled together […]
Salvage (Gruesome) (2006) Review
Groundhog Day meets the Christian Coalition Salvage (Gruesome) (2006): 4 out of 10. Groundhog Day meets a Christian Coalition of America horror film. Okay, maybe […]
Spending Thanksgiving with the Moretti’s (2016) Review
This movie is like Birdemic without the birds. Spending Thanksgiving with the Moretti’s (2016): 1 out of 10: All I wanted was a nice Thanksgiving […]
Say Anything…(1989) Review
Say Anything… Um Okay Anything. Say Anything… (1989): 7 out of 10: Repeat after me; Cameron Crowe is a genus. Nobody wrote dialogue for teenagers […]